i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
