Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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