dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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