I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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