Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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