Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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