love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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