I'm really into asian looking animals
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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