Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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