Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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