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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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