i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
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