I love black thongs
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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