i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I am full of burrito and curiosity
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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