And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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