i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
