Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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