i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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