Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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