This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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