accomplished twins. life is a go
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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