If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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