I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Randomize
