Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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