Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
