fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
