But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
well you can't waste a boner
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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