part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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