laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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