Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Randomize
