I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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