I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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