I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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