I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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