There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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