question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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