Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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