you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
How's work?
Spinning.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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