I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
i need some magic done to my vagina
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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