Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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