Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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