Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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