omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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