so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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