How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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