it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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