It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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