I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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