also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
No subtext here. People are naked.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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