I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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